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designNameNoFormat = "2QT2BSTR8";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Sure, we all have our bad hair days or that occasional rough-morning look that could make a gorgon do a doubletake - but when we clean up, there's no hiding it: We're just too cute to be straight!</font>";
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zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=83395815&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=4&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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break;

case "85percent":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">85% STRAIGHT</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "85% STRAIGHT";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">A lighthearted, self-aware statement for that not-entirely-straight person who likes to loosen up a bit before crossing over to the other side -- but tipsy or not, don't forget to play safe!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/85percent.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=115424109&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=4&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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break;

case "alpineskiing":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Alpine Skiing - It's a Two-Hand Job!</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Alpine Skiing - It's a Two-Hand Job!";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Imagine you're in the Alps, hurtling down the slopes, workin' those ski poles the whole way. Now imagine you're sitting between two guys doing the same thing. Either way, you're <b>alpine skiing</b>!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/alpineskiing.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=83395658&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=8&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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break;

case "ambisextrous":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Ambisextrous</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Ambisextrous";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Do you straddle the striations or simply decline to define?  Finally there's a category that says \"my category is no category at all!\"  Wear your ambisextrous label with pride!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/ambisextrous.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=83395531&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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break;

case "availablebi":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Bi and Available</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Bi and Available";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">The whole goal of \"Gay, Straight, or Taken\" is to pick the straight and available guy. But what about the rest of us?!!? There are plenty of good available people out there who ain't straight! :)</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/availablebi.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=115181200&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=-1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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break;

case "availablegay":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Gay and Available</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Gay and Available";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">The whole goal of \"Gay, Straight, or Taken\" is to pick the straight and available guy. But what about the rest of us?!!? There are plenty of good available people out there who ain't straight! :)</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/availablegay.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=115197468&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=-1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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case "availablelesbian":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Lesbian and Available</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Lesbian and Available";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">The whole goal of \"Gay, Straight, or Taken\" is to pick the straight and available guy. But what about the rest of us?!!? There are plenty of good available people out there who ain't straight! :)</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/availablelesbian.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=115202819&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=-1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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break;

case "availabletrans":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Trans and Available</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Trans and Available";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">The whole goal of \"Gay, Straight, or Taken\" is to pick the straight and available guy. But what about the rest of us?!!? There are plenty of good available people out there who ain't straight! :)</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/availabletrans.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=114848285&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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break;

case "bearpride":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Bear Pride</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Bear Pride";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Whether you're a bear, a cub, an otter, or some other type of woodland creature with an appreciation for big, manly, hairy men, it's time to show your Bear Pride!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/bearpride.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=83395326&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=-1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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case "beau":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Beau</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Beau";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Pronounced like \"bow\" of \"bow and arrows,\" beau means beautiful in French. In English it refers to one's male (or masculine) partner - and it's a nice companion piece to our Eros/\"arrows\" design!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/beau.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=103378213&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=-1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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case "beauanderos":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Beau and Eros</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Beau and Eros";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Pronounced a lot like \"bow and arrows,\" the bearer of this design is confident in their sensuality and charm.  You don't need Cupid -- you're equipped to go out there and do the job yourself!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/beauanderos.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=103255609&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=-1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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case "biggerthanyouthink":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Bigger Than You Think</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Bigger Than You Think";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Whether you're a size queen's fantasy come true, or a person with a bigger heart (and/or personality!) than your average passerby might suspect, let them know there's more to you than they think!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/biggerthanyouthink.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=83395013&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=-1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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case "bisexualpride":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Bisexual Pride</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Bisexual Pride";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Celebrate a spirit of love and attraction that is not limited by an arbitrary characteristic like gender - show off your bisexual pride!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/bisexualpride.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=83394752&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=-1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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case "bisexualreject":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Bisexual<font size=\"3\"> (that means I'm rejecting ALL of you)</font></font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Bisexual (that means I'm rejecting ALL of you)";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Be the bisexual dish that everyone wants and show them that you have a sense of humor too. Just 'cause you have options doesn't mean you're easy!  (Except maybe when you want to be...)</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/BISEXUALrejectingALLofyou.jpg";
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case "biweekly":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">BiWeekly</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "BiWeekly";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">What's your favorite flavor this week - a woman or a man?  Okay, so maybe that's not quite how it works, but don't tell <i>them</i> that!  Keep 'em guessing with this sassy, silly design!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/biweekly.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=83394553&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=-1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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case "buckfuddy":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Buck Fuddy</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Buck Fuddy";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">In need of a good \"buck\"? No matter how you spell it, it's a good time. Our \"fuddy\" comes and goes - no strings attached. Show your buckfuddy some fun, then give 'em this to wear home!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/buckfuddy.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=83123821&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=4&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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case "buttpiratesection":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Butt Pirate</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Butt Pirate";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Avast! Choose your flavor below (original, decal-style, or old world charm) and move forward in your search for booty!  Arrrgh!</font>";
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case "buttpirateoriginal":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Butt Pirate</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Butt Pirate";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Yo Ho! Ahoy! Seeking to bury your family jewels?? Let this shirt be the treasure map that points the way! Arrrgh! (Yes, the hilt may be a bit much, but we just couldn't resist! :)</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/buttpirateoriginal.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=83394066&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=4&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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case "buttpiratedecalstyle":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Butt Pirate (Decal Style)</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Butt Pirate (Decal Style)";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Yo Ho! Ahoy! Seeking to bury your family jewels?? Let this shirt be the treasure map that points the way! Arrrgh!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/buttpiratedecalstyle.jpg";
zoomLink = "http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?productNo=75230502&pr=F&showbleed=false&colorNo=-1&tab=1&Zoom=2";
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case "buttpirateoldworldcharm":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Butt Pirate (Old World Charm)</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Butt Pirate (Old World Charm)";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Yo Ho! Ahoy! Seeking to bury your family jewels?? Let this shirt be the treasure map that points the way! Arrrgh!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/buttpirateoldworldcharm.jpg";
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case "cantwaitnov08":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Can't Wait! Nov '08</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Can't Wait! Nov '08";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">In any good relationship there should be some give and take, and for this next election I'm thinking the Democrats are in a giving mood!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/cantwaitnov08.jpg";
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case "catcher":
designName = "<font size=\"5\">Catcher</font>";
designNameNoFormat = "Catcher";
designDescription = "<font size=\"3\">Sometimes even if they know what team you're on, they've got no idea what position you play - so if he makes it past third base and dives for home, now he'll know you're ready for him!</font>";
piclink = "http://www.lgbtees.com/images/sectiontop/catcher.jpg";
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case "gaydarmen":
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case "gaydarwomen":
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case "gayvoter":
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case "girlkapower":
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case "haggardletter":
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case "haggardmethaddict":
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case "happygaydino":
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case "happyholigays":
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case "happysnowmen":
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case "havetiara":
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designDescription = "";
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designDescription = "";
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}